Keep all the pretty kitties and meowgical witches entertained on Halloween with these hissterical cat jokes.
Q: What is a cat’s favorite Halloween candy?
A: Kit Kat
Q: What do you call a cat who lounges on Halloween?
A: Lazy bones
Q: What do you call a trio of cats trick-or-treating together?
A: The three meowsketeers
Q: What colors do cats wear on Halloween?
A: Black, orange, and purrrrple
Q: What do cats say on Halloween instead of “Boo.”
A: “Mew”
Q: Why didn’t the cat enter the Halloween costume contest?
A: He thought it was just witchful thinking.
Q: What is a cat’s favorite Halloween movie?
A: The Texas Chainsaw Meowsacre.